An Excuse to go to class

I’m getting a crush on my Real Property lecturer. He’s hot, a bit like Patrick Swayze, but actually nice looking. He wears a white shirt, and looks pretty nice. Plus he’s a pro-feminist, lefty who seems to have a really engaging personality. AND, the clincher – he’s a marxist. I know because he talks [...]

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Cheese-free

How one woman’s determination to go vegan became a titanic struggle between the forces of good and evil.
Cheese-free for one week. Still drinking skim milk. Need pizza. Neeeeeeed piiiiiizza! Want pizza.

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Toilet Traumas

Yesterday I made a discovery. I finally found out who has been filling my favourite lav with toilet paper. You see, I have a favourite work toilet. Its simply the one closest to the door as you walk into the toilet room. Its not dark like the one behind the door, and its not too [...]

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Going Cold Cheesy

Cheese is an addictive substance. I am an addict. It has been 3 days since my last cheese.
I was travelling home from NCL on the train when I fell into a reverie. Within this dreamless dream I was able to conceive that my life was a slave to cheese eating. There could be only two [...]

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